did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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