this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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