There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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