Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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