Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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