i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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