yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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