Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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