Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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