fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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