Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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