I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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