This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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