You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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