i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My day in three words: secret purse cake
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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