ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
This couple is walking their pig around campus
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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