So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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