he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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