If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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