Small penises have feelings too.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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