just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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