you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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