Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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