I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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