Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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