belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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