Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
What a dumb baby whore.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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