Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
my shit smells like andre
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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