so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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