the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
third nipple confirmed
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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