i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
honey bunches of taint.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
