Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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