So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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