he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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