I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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