Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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