You really coming over, don't trick.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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