what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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