No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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