she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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