i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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