true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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