im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
