I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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