Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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