Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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