that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
please come you make the beer taste better
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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