it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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