you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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