So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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