After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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