he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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