Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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