I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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