The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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