seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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