We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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